Top ten ways women can use epigenetics to screen potential reproductive mates:
10. Ever wish you could make a clean break and a new start?
9. Tell me about your grandfather.
8. What do you think of eating starchy foods in winter?
7. Ever hear the phrase, "wait til your father comes home"?
6. I like an experienced man. How old are you really?
5. If you could be pregnant, would you?
4. Wanna go see a psychiatrist with me?
3. Do those other kids remind you of their mother?
2. Have you always been so buff?
1. Do you have something in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Friday, August 31, 2012
Top ten things to say to fellow musicians to assure them that you are available and desirable for work:
10. My gig was cancelled last night.
9. Still waiting on that check from last Friday.
8. Rehearsing with six bands, this time next year, probably no open dates.
7. Checked out the open mike last night. What a bunch of losers.
6. Learning banjo, seems to be some demand for it.
5. Moe's is having an accordion sale. Another possible cool double.
4. I was spoiled having monitors all those years.
3. The new Indonesian strats are really well made.
2. You have to play for the love of it or you might as well not play.
1. Facebook might lead to something.
10. My gig was cancelled last night.
9. Still waiting on that check from last Friday.
8. Rehearsing with six bands, this time next year, probably no open dates.
7. Checked out the open mike last night. What a bunch of losers.
6. Learning banjo, seems to be some demand for it.
5. Moe's is having an accordion sale. Another possible cool double.
4. I was spoiled having monitors all those years.
3. The new Indonesian strats are really well made.
2. You have to play for the love of it or you might as well not play.
1. Facebook might lead to something.
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
Last August this video was pulling advertisers like crazy, among them Ann Coulter. Now, there are only house ads being displayed. Can anybody guess why?
Monday, August 15, 2011
Mid August 2011
Our son and his wife just celebrated their first wedding anniversary. The blackberry crop has been great; we will see what this steady rain does to it. The maple tree which fell in the storm has now been picked up and sawed up. Quite a brush pile building up again. In the store, we added Paypal to our payment options. The search engines are still sending us orders for record styli. LIFE magazines and records continue to hop along. We keep adding to stuff in the barn for a big book and record sale out there.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
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Monday, April 25, 2011
getting this graphic out of the old eMac like pulling teeth
I keep the old eMac plugged in, even though the internal modem fried in an electric incident. It has nice internal stereo speakers, I got good music on it and can play some DVDs on there too.
Discovering I had nothing on the windows laptop to overlay type on a picture, I tried pulling up an ancient Adobe Photoshop. Just placing this type took almost two hours, plenty of restarts, and endlessly watching the little round palette twirl.
For quite a few years, the eMac has been a bit confused. Perhaps it never liked being adrift from the internet.
Its only connection to the outside world may be the USB connection and the still functioning DVD drive. Insert metaphor here.
Discovering I had nothing on the windows laptop to overlay type on a picture, I tried pulling up an ancient Adobe Photoshop. Just placing this type took almost two hours, plenty of restarts, and endlessly watching the little round palette twirl.
For quite a few years, the eMac has been a bit confused. Perhaps it never liked being adrift from the internet.
Its only connection to the outside world may be the USB connection and the still functioning DVD drive. Insert metaphor here.
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