Sunday, September 9, 2012

Top ten ways women can use epigenetics to screen potential reproductive mates:

10. Ever wish you could make a clean break and a new start?

9. Tell me about your grandfather.

8. What do you think of eating starchy foods in winter?

7. Ever hear the phrase, "wait til your father comes home"?

6. I like an experienced man. How old are you really?

5. If you could be pregnant, would you?

4. Wanna go see a psychiatrist with me?

3. Do those other kids remind you of their mother?

2. Have you always been so buff?

1. Do you have something in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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