Top ten things to say to fellow musicians to assure them that you are available and desirable for work:
10. My gig was cancelled last night.
9. Still waiting on that check from last Friday.
8. Rehearsing with six bands, this time next year, probably no open dates.
7. Checked out the open mike last night. What a bunch of losers.
6. Learning banjo, seems to be some demand for it.
5. Moe's is having an accordion sale. Another possible cool double.
4. I was spoiled having monitors all those years.
3. The new Indonesian strats are really well made.
2. You have to play for the love of it or you might as well not play.
1. Facebook might lead to something.
