The new hire from Pferrier Sparkling Waters looked around to the interview committee. He was introduced by the strongest advocate for quadrupling his salary from his former company.
The head of Feizer Farm said,
"You can't keep a good bottled water man down. In a world of too few plastic bottles, he created a world of too many plastic bottles. It's atrocious that his company, where he built his career, considered that work for hire no more or less compensated by raises and promotions.
In all of history, plastic water bottles filled with something are second only to tobacco. But we are the beneficiaries of Pferrier's short sightedness. Our new Pfierre here will top his previous achievement. He will create something with a guaranteed demand for it. So many customers; we can keep putting new expiration dates on our batches from here to eternity. I personally will vouch for the board on his compensation plan."
No one could have guessed that the new man would have not just a new product--- but an old idea to go with it. He would change the name of the company while keeping the pfronunciation exactly the same as before.
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